Before I heard the doctor say
There's danger in a kiss
I used to think that kissing you
Was the nearest thing to bliss
But now I know biology
And I sit and sigh and moan
Ten million mad bacteria -
I though we were alone?
I ran up the door
I locked the stairs
I said my shoes
and took off my prayers
I turned off the bed
And jumped into the light
And all because dear
You kissed me goodnight.
Just wanted to record it for posterity
-Lel